Thursday, March 31, 2011

Flabio has arrived!

Romance Novel is up for sale, so all of my one followers, please go to Amazon and get your ecopy before they are all sold out! Just try and imagine the empty ebook shelves. Special thanks to my friends, Alisha and Beckie, for helping me navigate through Amazon.

Here's the lowdown on Romance Novel:

Smella Rosepetal must find a millionaire husband to finance her baby’s heart transplant. She flies home to her deputy father’s ranch in Pitchforks, Texas, where she falls in love with Deadward Forest, a wealthy environmentalist vampire.

When a deranged murderer is on the loose in Pitchforks, killing romance heroines, Deadward assumes Smella would be safer without him. Smella turns to her childhood friend, Snake Long, for comfort. But Snake doesn’t have the money to save her baby, so Smella places herself in peril in a desperate hunt for a rich husband.

Time is running out for Smella’s baby, and she must escape the Australian Outback, then face down Flabio, an overweight and disgruntled, aspiring cover model, plus enraged vampire wives and their homosexual, vampire, cowboy husbands, a jealous were-gerbil, James Bond, a drunk rodeo clown and Smella’s strange boyfriend who wants to drain her blood, yet is repulsed by her smell.


  1. "Followed" you from Alisha's blog...I feel like a stalker. :-)

  2. LOL, Lilly, kind of hard not to feel like a stalker when the blog only has three followers. I'm hoping for MORE stalkers like you.

  3. ok I'll stalk you but only if lilly and you come stalk me...
    Hi Tara just looking around and love the blog looks great. Book sounds good too.

    good night it's late here :o (me yawning) I think it's got a good likeness.


  4. Consider me a stalker. LOL!